Two men are in the desert: one is called Steve and the other James. They have no water, are very thirsty but suddenly notice a Mosque nearby. They decide to go in, with James telling Steve,
“I’m going to pretend my name’s Abdullah, otherwise they won’t give us anything to eat or drink because we’re not Muslims. You change your name too.”
But Steve refused.
“I’m not changing my name for anyone! My name’s Steve and that’s it.”
They go in and meet the Imam.
“Hi, my name’s Abdullah and this is Steve.”
The Imam replies,
“Hello Steve, and Assalamu ‘alaykum Abdullah.”
He turns to Steve and says, “Come and have some food and water Steve.” He then turns to Abdullah and says, “Ramadan Mubarak.”